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noeyeinpirate: PTI: Hey Momo Friends, Is anyone interested in buying a $75 Gift Card to Sports Authority? Kids are going back to school next month and getting back into sports. Shopping for fall sports may be a need. And an incentive for you… I will be giving a free Browning Knife to whomever purchases the gift card. Call or email me if you are interested. Thanks, XXXXX She’s...
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This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person is me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table. I want you to picture the scene. It’s very important...